Din ciclul citate : Stewie Griffin

Stewie: Victory is mine!

Stewie: Well, I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch.

Stewie: Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I’m expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside

Stewie: Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a hint. It’s in my diaper and it’s not a toaster.

Stewie: Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards “S” supposed to be cute? I’m going to crap double for you tonight!

Bill Cosby: Stewie, what do you think candy is made out of?
Stewie Griffin: Sunshine and farts! What the hell kind of question is that?!

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So…this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn’t it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.

Stewie (in car with Brian, says to police officer): We met on the Internet. He lured me into the car with promises of candy and funny stories.

Stewie: You know what else is disgusting? (He farts and his right eye turns red.) Oh damn, I broke a blood vessel.

Chris: Here Stewie, have a fig newton.
(Stewie eats the cookie.)
Stewie (while chewing): I say, I must use him for, OH GOD THERE’S AN ORGY IN MY MOUTH!!!!!

Stewie: Damn you, vile woman! You’ve impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.

Stewie (reading the Bible): My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours. I’ll say, you won’t find that in Winnie the Pooh.

Stewie: God, all this work keeping people from having sex, now i know how the Catholic church feels!

Stewie: Let me tell you something Nessa, a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it you cow!

Stewie (to Death): Email me at lois must die (all one word) at yahoo.com.